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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 05:35
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
What does it mean for a model to be a "non-chain-of-thought" model?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance